Anything but that!

Yeah so I've noticed that someone is trying to bring back the vest. J.Crew and Old Navy both are selling vests, and who knows who else! It was a trend back in the 80's that I'm still trying to forget, so why are they trying to bring back the vest!?! It was a bad idea then, and it's a bad idea now!

Do not try this at home!

Yeah so yesterday we were at the Buckland Hills Mall in Manchester CT. We stuffed ourselves silly at dinner so we decided to do a once over of the mall to walk off some of the EH! Coming around the home stretch we see a dollar store, so of course we go in cause dollar stores ROCK! Anywho-We're looking around and I see fake hair on a clip, YES! This is always fun, nasty, but fun!


Don't I look beautiful!?!

Another trend....

Yeah so I always see these tiny strap tank tops, and they piss me off sooo much because I can't wear them! I am a 38 DD, I have to wear a bra and with those types of tanks my bra shows and looks stupid. So I came up with an idea for us larger breasted ladies....

Put one of those tiny strap tanks over a normal tank:

Try it out, see what you think....

Fashion forward!?!

Yeah so a while back I had this idea to start a trend. I was going to take one of those casual summer dresses that are strapless and put it over a tank top, like the kind you'd buy at Old Navy.

Here is a sketch that I drew:

Here is a better idea (You could use either tank, or use them both for a layered look):














Well I tried it out and it just didn't look right, my boobs were just way to HUGE! So I forgot about starting my trend and went on with my life. Well with in the past month I saw some girl wearing my idea!!! Holy shit!!! And it looked sooo cute...it was definately the boobs. She was a small little petite thing. So if you're tiny, I suggest you try this style out!

I'm bored

Yeah so for some reason I was really bored and decided to do this:

Your house smells!

Yeah so my in-laws were up this past weekend along with my parents. My parents stayed in guest bedroom #1, and his parents stayed in guest bedroom #2 since it has an AC.

While the sexy man was helping his parents bring their crap to their room his mom says "This room smells, like cat!" What the fuck! You have got to be fucking kidding me!!! My house smells, have you been in your house lately!?! Their house fucking reeks of moldy musty nastyness!!

His mom keeps the kitchen clean and vacuums, but that's about it! They move from one house to another bringing all their trash with them. That and the last house they lived in was really stinky so even though they redid the new house it still smells because all their crap is in it!

So she comes to my house and has the nerve to tell my husband that our house smells!!! I vacuum, I dust, I open my windows (which they hardly ever do because they always have the ac on), my linens are always clean and I spary nice smelling stuff in each room before guests come over to make sure the house is extra clean and fresh smelling.

Yeah we have 2 cats, but their pooper is down stairs and we scoop it daily. Some people might say "Oh you're just used to your house", but if you leave your house for awhile and come back, I think you'd notice an odor! So I'm sorry that his parents don't like the smell of clean, and automatically think it's cat since we have 2 of them...pain in the ass in-laws!

Fun Fun Fun 4th of July weekend!

Yeah so a month and a week ago was the 4th of July, so my sexy man and I decided to have an open house from Friday to Tuesday. Most of our friends came up and we had a blast!

Saturday most everyone came up and we had a bbq for dinner, we then went on down to the elementary school to watch the fireworks.
Sunday was the fun part! Boston was having its annual Chowderfest so we decided to go to that. Mmmmm...lots of yummy chowder! And for those of you who don't know, Captain Parker's Pub won this year.
Monday everyone packed up and went home, except Stac and her son Daegan. So the 4 of us went out to lunch and tried to find something to do, stupid Mondays! Later that evening Brian Chicken and his lovely lady come on over to the house, where we ate damn ass good pizza and played operation!
Tuesday we went out to breakfast and then went our seperate ways.

So all in all it was a fun and crazy weekend!

(There are too many pictures to put up so you can go to my picture blog to check them all out!)

Since this weekend was so long ago I don't quite remember what all happened. Here are the few crazy things I do remember:
My cousin Gaither putting on the boobs from the sexy man's halloween costume and taking pictures with my sister while she was asleep!
Marc blowing up a balloon within a balloon.
Gaither mooning everyone and trying to get Joey to look at his ass.
A 2 year old getting sick in the back seat of the car.
and
Gaither peeing in a parking garage.

Turning 21...and hung over!

Yeah so 1 month and 2.5 weeks ago my babies turned 21...and man did we get them drunk!!!


Emily and Joey had no clue that I was gonna be in town for their bday. I worked with their mom so I could get in their house while they were at dinner and decorate their rooms. I hung streamers on the doors, windows and ceilings. I hung a happy 21st bday sign up on their windows, and I blew up 21 balloons and put them all over their beds! Then I got them each a funky bird drinking cup (with umbrella straw) and a $50 gift card to best buy so they could get whatever they wanted.

When I was done, I knew they were at dinner so I called each of them on their cell phones to wish them a happy bday. Now remember, they still don't know I'm in town. When they got home they saw that Emily's door was closed and had streamers on it, so Joey went upstairs to check out his room. All of a sudden I get a phone call, it was Joey. "Did you decorate my room?", "Joe, how could I decorate your room if I'm in Massachusetts?", "Oh...did your mom decorate my room?", "I don't know Joe, why don't you call my mom and ask her!", "Ok". A few minutes later my parents phone rings. "Hello.", "Mrs. P did you decorate my room?", "What? Someone decorated your room?", and the conversation went on like that. Finally me, my mom and dad went on down to their house...SURPRISE! So basically Joe and Em thought that I planned everything, left all the stuff there when I was there for fathers day, and my mom decorated their rooms! Man I'm good!

Later that evening at Jimmy Dee's bar....
Emily was having her party their, Joe and I went for a little while before I dropped him off at his friends house. I made sure Joe had a few to drink before I dropped him off. And when I finally dropped him off he was drunk! He kept hugging me and saying "It's my birthday!".

So Emily had her party, and Stac and I were trying to find Paul. We finally found Paul and decided to go back to Jimmy Dee's to celebrate with Emily, and have a few drinks. Mind you we've only been gone for a few hours...Emily was wasted! She sees Paul "Paul you made it!", she sees Stac "Stacey you made it!", she sees me "K-Lo you made it!", "Emily, I was here earlier!", "Oh yeah, that's right!", she sees Paul again "Paul you made it!", "Emily you already hugged me." "Oh yeah, that's right!".

A little time goes by and Emily hit her wall..."I wanna go home!", which she said over and over again until she got home. TJ and I had fun getting her into the car, home, into the house and into her PJ's. Well atleast she made it home safe and sound!

Happy 21st Birthday Joey and Emily!!! :)

ICE

Yeah so the news tells ya to do it, and now Queer Eye for the Straight Guy tells ya to do it. ICE...In Case of Emergency! For example, if you were in a car crash how would your family know you were hurt, or even know where you were if something happened. This allows an emergency crew or police officer to contact your family so they know what's going on and could meet you at the hospital.

So on your cell phone, in the contacts list, before the persons name (Like your mom, dad or husband/wife) you put ICE. And if ever an emergency should arise the EMT or Police can check your cell phone for ICE. And then they'll know who to call and let know that you've been injured.

So please do this, and make sure you spread the word! :)

My friend Julie ROCKS!

Yeah so my lips are normally peeling or cracking because I lick my lips a lot. For the longest time I was looking for a lip buffer, something like a facial scrub, but for your lips. Well last weekend we were at our friend Julie's house for her house warming par-tay. Sunday morning Julie's like "I left my new favorite product on the bathroom counter, you have to try it!". So I go into the bathroom to try it out...OH MY GOD this stuff ROCKS! It's C.O. Bigelow's Soothing Lip Buffer, it gently exfoliates your dry, cracking, peeling lips. It's minty, it's tingly, and it leaves your lips all smooth and moisturized! So if you have dry, cracking or peelings lips...I so recommend this product!

HELLS YEAH!

Yeah so it was mid 90's today, but with the humidity it felt like it was over 100! Well I can gladly say...HELLS YEAH, it's RAINING! I'm standing in my kitchen putting away the dishes when I see that the sky is becoming dark and it's starting to rain! I'm like "YEAH, get dark, get cloudy, get windy and rain mother fucker!!!!"

So hopefully tomorrow won't be hot!