All natural!

Yeah so...don't hate me cause I'm beautiful! That and because I have naturaly beautiful curly hair!

Funny fast food sign

Yeah so the picture says it all:

Easter was over a month ago....

Yeah so I know Easter was awhile ago, but I was cleaning out the computer when I came across this picture from my parents house:

Hermes the magnificent!

Yeah so we are lying in bed this morning when what do we see but our cat Hermes chasing his tail on the hamper. Round and round he went, he even got it a few times. When all of a sudden he starts up again and leans back towards the window, POOF! The hamper lid flys open. I jump out of bed to see if he's ok. As I'm getting up the hamper lid closes, but there's no Hermes! I knew exactly where he was the minute the lid popped up. The sexy man was like "Where the hell is Hermes, is he like fricken Houdini or something!?!" So I open up the hamper and there's Hermes looking up at me. He wasn't scared or startled, just a little confused, you could see that he was like "What the fuck!"

So I fixed the hamper and put Hermes back on it. He immediately jumps to the window sill. He then slowly puts one paw on the lid, POP, the lid makes a noise. Hermes puts his other paw on the lid, POP, the lid makes another noise. Well that did it for Hermes, he started scratching and digging at the hamper like a crazy fool! "You take that hamper!"

I wonder what magic tricks he'll do next!?!

Ooooh...a rainbow!

Yeah so yesterday was a strange day, rain...sun...rain...sun...I wish it would have made up its mind! Atleast 2 good things happened out of all of this:

1. We got a bunch of yard work done and now our yard looks HOT!
and
2. We saw a rainbow!

Wet willies are fun!

Yeah so last weekend was mother's day, we went to my parents house to celebrate. Well it was saturday night, we were watchin tv and my father was asleep in the recliner. I was looking at him thinking to myself, "Man...I should so give him a wet willy!". But wet willie's are gross, so I did the next best thing!

I went into the bathroom and got a q-tip, ran it under the tap (cold water of course) and then went back out into the living room.

I sat on the loveseat for a while, making sure my father was "really" asleep. When I knew that he was I rubbed the cold wet q-tip around the outter part of his ear. I didn't want to fully stick it in his ear because if he moved to quickly I could end up jabbing him with the q-tip. So I'm rubbin really good, for about 5 seconds, when all of a sudden my dad wakes up. "Eh-buh-eh-buh!" he goes...damn I got him good. I thought my mom was gonna wet her pants...that was funny!

Best wet willy EVER!

Smokin' shit!

Yeah so we have a flash light right next to our toilet because whenever I take a shit I look at it. Not just because it's fun, but I look for blood in the stool (I had problems a few summers ago so I keep an eye out!).

Well this morining I look in and I see smoke...what the hell!!! My shit is smokin!!! I'm assuming for some reason my shit was hot and the water cooled it off, thus for creating smoke!

Damn that is fucking awesome, my shit was smokin!!!