Pineapple alcoholic beverage

Yeah so last week my sexy man went to Paoletti's to get some food, well they had $0.99 pineapples, so he got one. That weekend I chunked it up and we had a bit of damn ass good pineapple. Well sunday or monday I was like ya know what, we should make pineapple martini's!
So last night I was telling the sexy man what I was going to put in the drink and he was like, that's not a martini, that's a margarita. So I was like ok...pineapple margaritas! Well then I was like it's not really a margarita cause it's missing the tequila. So then I was like ok...pineapple daiquiri!
-1 pineapple, chunked
-12 oz. frozen apple juice concentrate
-2 oz. coconut rum
-2 oz. harlequin liq. (Orange liquer w/connac and brandy)
-2 cups ice cubes
Mix well in blender!

So it was damn ass tasty! But I'm kinda alergic to alcohol so I got a little sneezy and itchy after 1 glass. But it was damn worth it cause it was soooo good! So the next time I make it I'll just substitute coco lopez for the coconut rum, and OJ for the harlequin liquer.

I'm not the greatest speller in the world so I usually look stuff up on dictionary.com. Well come to find out it's not really a daiquiri. So I really don't know what it is, so I'm just gonna call it a pineapple alcoholic beverage!

Ya know that lady...the dental hygienist...she's awesome!

Yeah so I don't have the greatest teeth in the world, they're crooked, they have some yellow stains on them because I have shitty enamel. My old dentist fucked up my bleaching retainer so on my top teeth I have a line in the middle of them, below is white-ish and above is still grey-ish. I also had some yellowing between a few of my teeth on the bottom.

Well yesterday I went to the dentist...actually the dental hygienist. She fucking rocks!! She said I had some tartar on my teeth so she spent a good amount of time scraping. Then she did a tooth cleaning with chocolate mint tooth paste...yum! Then she flossed me and I rinsed with some tropical fruit fluoride rinse. When she was all done I got a free tooth brush, tooth paste and floss. I like free stuff! :)

So we paid our bills and then went out to the car. Well I wanted to see what my teeth looked like cause the last time I was at the dentist was March of 1999. So I looked in the mirror...OH MY GOD!! I didn't even recognize my teeth. All that yellowing between my bottom teeth was gone! When I lived with my parents we went to the dentist every 6 months like you're supposed to...but I think this is the best my teeth have EVER looked in my life!! I love the dental hygienist!

Before:


After:

(I never really thought that a tooth cleaning would make my teeth look this good, other wise I would have gotten a REAL before picture before I went to the dentist. So if you look really carefully you can see some dark spots on my bottom teeth in the before pic, and in the after they are gone!)

Finding a place to shit.

Yeah so yesterday morning I had to take a shit. I had to shit so bad I was doing the "I don't want to shit my pants dance". So I went into our bed room and turned up the heat, cause it was damn ass cold. Then I went into our bathroom, shut the blinds and opened the lid...someone didn't flush! Ahhhh!!!! So I flushed...then the toilet almost over flowed! Ahhhh! So I ran into the other bathroom, still doing the "I don't want to shit my pants dance", and yelling some...lots of obscenities. Then to make matters worse I had to shut the window shade and wash my hands since I got some pee on it from the first seat. Then I had to dry my hands and do the normal stuff to sit down on the toilet. Aahh...yeah...that was a good shit! And atleast I didn't shit my pants! :)

Dunkaccino's fucking rock!

Yeah so normally when we go to Dunkin' Donuts the sexy man gets a coffee and a breakfast sandwich, and I get 2 donuts and make my coffee at home. Well today we were in Natick, and we both wanted something warm since it was damn ass cold out, so we went to Dunkin' Donuts. Originally I was gonna get a hot chocolate, but then some lady asked for a Dunkaccino. I asked the lady who worked there "What the hell is a dunkaccino!?!" She said it was coffee, hot chocolate and cinnamon. Oooh...that sounded damn good...so I bought one! And damn was it HOT! So pretty much some time after exit 10 on the Mass Pike (30 minutes later) I tasted it! And damn was it good!! So I advise you to go to Dunkin' Donuts and try a damn good fucking hot ass Dunkaccino!
Yeah so I just found out that that bitch lied to me, there aint no cinnamon in that shit! Oh well...it's still really ta-ah-sty!

Oh, what a feeling! When we're dancing on the ceiling.

Yeah so awhile ago my friend Joe Studd showed me this cool web page. It's been awhile so I have forgotten about it...until today."The Stallion" had a link on his journal, so I was playing around on the site...and found this! Homestar Runner
It's funny!

3.65 million dolllars, that's a million dollars for every day of the year!

Man, if I won the lotto I'd be set for life!
-Pay off mortgage (So we'd own our house)
-Pay off debt (h.e.l., credit cards, etc....)
-Put $300,000 away for kids college education (We don't have kids yet, but one day....)
-Put $100,000 away for rainy day (Mainly vacations!)
-Put $500,000 away for emergency (Just incase something bad happens to someone)
-Buy a Nissan Quest to replace my 11 year old car I got from my grandmother!
-Donate 5 million dollars to habitat for humanity (That way they can build a shit load of houses for the homeless!)
-Donate 20 million to cancer and leukemia research
-Donate money to schools around the country that need it bad
-Put $300,000 aside, so that way when our neices and nephews want to go to college they can go to any school they want...within a $50,000 limit (We figure each of our sisters will have 2 kids)
-Give $500,000 to our parents for retirement, because they've done so much for us it's time to do something really nice for them!
-Give each of our sisters $500,000 (So they can pay off their mortgages and have money to save)
After all that I'd be a little selfish:
-I'd buy my sexy man everything on his list; pointless thought and random stories: What would You Buy if you Won the Lotto?
-I'd prolly buy myself some clothing. And I'd prolly buy all the things we need for our house, but can't afford at the moment! Other then that...I'd give it all away to people who really need it! I really just want to live a comfortable life, never have to worry about money!

There's a Chinese New Year!?!

Yeah so a little over a week ago was Chinese New Year. Basically the Chinese start their new year at the first full moon of the year, it's complicated...so here's more info, this year is 4703 and it is the year of the dog. The full moon usually falls in January on the odd years and February on the even years. We usually celebrate Chinese new year with my family in January and his family in February. We do this because we also split up the holidays (Thanksgiving and Christmas) with our families (This way it's fair for everyone!).

In 2005 it was Thanksgiving with my family and Christmas with his, and since we don't get to celebrate Christmas with my family we celebrate the new year with them. Instead of doing the normal new year, because there's never anything fun to do, we celebrate the Chinese new year with them. Then my parents can do something fun with us and we can exchange our Christmas presents!

We started that first because whenever we don't celebrate Christmas with his family we just send the gifts because they're usually all ordered online. But with my family we actually go shopping in a store. We could still send them the stuff...but we just decided to do this instead. Then since we were doing this with my family we decided that we should really do the new year with his family the other years (Again, this way it is fair and everyone is happy...even though his mom would like us to do ALL the holidays with her every year).

Anywho-we live some what near Boston, so we travel on into the city when the new year comes around. Well my parents couldn't make it up this year due to prior arrangements, so we asked all our friends if anyone wanted to join us...well Les came. I love Les...he's hot and he's a stallion, just incase any of you single ladies out there wanted to know! ;)

Anywho-again-So the 3 of us had some fun. We had some good food with slow service at Noodle Alcove, then we got some baked goods at Hing Shing Pastry Inc. and Crown Royal Bakery. After that we walked around, shopped, took some pictures and watched all the festivities (ie. Lion dancing, firecrackers and lots of smoke)!
Hope you enjoy the photos: